Scientist: Oh, they said it was to check for fractured bones or something. Course if you ask me, I think it was more an excuse to… ha, well. Let’s just say the nurses have been showing QUITE an interest in his… other features.

Buzz: I’m… sorry?

Roy: Oh wow.

Scientist: He’s been a hit with the ladies in our sector too! Even some of the men! Ha! Quite a looker! We’ve been calling him “Golden Boy” since he came in. Anyway, that’s when they sent him our way and we did some tests. Now look here…

[He hands them some more documents but neither of them can read them. They look confused.] Oh, I guess that doesn’t mean much to either of you. It’s his DNA tests! They’re remarkable! Now, we took a look at his growth rate-guess how old he is?

Buzz: …16?

Roy: 25.

Scientist: 500! 500 years old!

Roy and Buzz: WHAT?!