Scientist: You know we’ve never used this thing? It’s one of the latest advancements in science but the uses for it? Not many! Haha! We had this puppy for about a year and the most we did was test it on some of the interns. Scans your brain and pops out logs on its history: how long you’ve slept or been awake, that sorta thing. Never had a good use for it though. Until today that is!

Roy: So you… tested it on the boy?

Scientist: Sure did! And he almost broke the machine! Trying to get his full brain history was a no go, so we went and fiddled with settings, tried for just getting how long he’s been conscious. Guess how long?

Roy and Buzz: …500 years?

Scientist: Three days!

Roy: Three… Okay what-

Scientist: No doubt about it! Golden Boy’s an experiment! And a damn good one at that-